Put Down The Slice And Back Away From The Pizza

Posted on December 21, 2011 by

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As part of their continuing effort to demonstrate that root vegetables have somewhat higher IQ’s than do educators, skool ofishals in Tennessee disciplined a ten-year-old for chewing his slice of pizza into the shape of a gun. Allegedly, he pointed it at another student and said, “bang”. Any further such incidents, he was warned, would result in suspension.

Pizza possibly plays a part in the Coast Guard’s decision to downgrade capacity on Washington state ferries; portly people packing the place has raised safety concerns. They don’t want a bunch of fat folks overlarding the ferries and causing them to capsize.

Fat passengers force Coast Guard to change Washington ferry capacities

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