Put Down The Slice And Back Away From The Pizza

Posted on December 21, 2011 by


As part of their continuing effort to demonstrate that root vegetables have somewhat higher IQ’s than do educators, skool ofishals in Tennessee disciplined a ten-year-old for chewing his slice of pizza into the shape of a gun. Allegedly, he pointed it at another student and said, “bang”. Any further such incidents, he was warned, would result in suspension.

Pizza possibly plays a part in the Coast Guard’s decision to downgrade capacity on Washington state ferries; portly people packing the place has raised safety concerns. They don’t want a bunch of fat folks overlarding the ferries and causing them to capsize.

Fat passengers force Coast Guard to change Washington ferry capacities

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