Posted on January 4, 2012 by


Not the river in Egypt – Re-defeat communismas noted here previously, it has been alleged that Barak Obama spent some time on Mars as part of a super-secret CIA/DARPA program involving Tesla-based teleportation. Interestingly, although all Obama records are sealed, including his birth certificate, his academic records, and more, the White House has come out swinging on the issue of the alleged Martian visits; issuing a strong denial that Obama has ever set foot upon the Red planet.

Officially, the White House says Obama never went to Mars.

That’s according to a statement from the National Security Council.

You can’t make this stuff up: Obama assumes the role of Dictator-in-Chief. Academic records and other data are not available. A judge has ruled that Obama must, in order to be a candidate on the Georgia ballot for president in 2012, meet the constitutional demands for candidates for the officeThe ruling came today from Judge Michael W. Malihi of the Georgia state Office of State Administrative Hearings.

And the White House assures us that the man has never set foot on Mars.

How comforting. It seems unquestionable, however, that his roots in Red material run deep.

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