MAN-MADE GLOBAL WARMING ALERT!

Posted on February 13, 2012 by

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AOOGAH! AOOGAH! AOOGAH! Please head to your shelter immediately; this is not a drill. Repeat, this is not a drill.

Humans may have been causing climate changefor much longer than we’ve been burning fossil fuels. In fact, the agrarian revolution may have started human-induced climate changes long before the industrial revolution began to sully the skies. How? Through the clearing of forests, which still remains the second-largest source ofgreenhouse gas emissions from human activity.

AOOGAH! AOOGAH! AOOGAH!

AlGore had it wrong: the deadly CO2 ain’t the problem; we’ve been killing the planet for the past 3500 years! Carbon credits and cap’n’trade ain’t gonna cut it, folks. You’re screwed, and there ain’t nothin’ you can do about it because everybody who’s responsible for this mess has been dead for, oh, about 3450 years, give or take.

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