I'm in jail; can I still vote for Barry?

Posted on February 23, 2012 by


Animal “rights”, meet Facebook. 120222-fur-plot-315a.grid-4x2

This well-rounded and caring individual who loves animals set up a Facebook page for like-minded folks. “I would like to create an online community on facebook whi8ch [sic] would allow me to find someone who is willing to kill someone wearing fur toward the end of October 2011 or early November 2011 or possibly in January 2012 or February 2012 at the latest,” she wrote.

Ideally, she also wanted the random target dead in two minutes. She suggested using a “gun” with a silencer or slitting the throat of the target. She was willing to pay as much as $850 for the hit, which she planned to use as a venue to publicize her deeply-held beliefs regarding animal slavery.

Doubtless, she strongly opposes therapy, as well.

MaxRedline: Merry, Merry, Quite Contrary.