I Blame Bush

Posted on July 21, 2012 by


High Caffeine Levels Found In Waters Off Oregon Coast

Portlandia strikes again: they’ve been trying to lure all of those barista, fixie-bike riding “creative class” types here, and they’ve gone and overloaded the ecosystem, as coffee-drinkers are now polluting the freaking Pacific ocean. Ocean fish are now demanding bike paths, and have taken to wearing horn-rimmed glasses. Coastal tattoo artists are overjoyed; see fish tipping the scales in their favor.

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